how to eat an orange: a tutorial

Step 1: Cut orange into 6 slices

Step 2: Attempt to stick an entire slice in your mouth

Step 3: Laugh when you realize it doesn't fit

Step 4: Turn towards the sun so you can fully appreciate your orange in the beautiful natural lighting, 

not because your mom is taking a million pictures of you eating it.

Step 5: Make an orange peel moustache

Step 6: Get some orange pulp on your cheek

Step 7: Realize you have orange pulp on your cheek

Step 8: Make sure you offer to share with your mommy

Step 9: Make a backwards orange smile

Step 10: Make a frontwards orange smile

Step 11: Actually finish your orange

Step 12: Make sure to leave the orange pulp on your face

Step 13: Repeat if desired